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I wrote this as a private message for a member who asked if he could contact me about sex in Bangkok (BKK) before going there on official business.
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Having spent nearly 4 hours writing it, I decided to share it with everyone.
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Enjoy!
Randy Fucker
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Hi!
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Sorry to take so long to reply. I've been doing some research on sex in BKK and writing this reply since I read your message, which was immediately after you sent it.
.
I did the research because I don't really know much that would help you. I've been back in Vienna for 18 months. And, like here, the BKK sex scene have changed a LOT in that time. For example, one of the massage parlors I went to has closed. Which is strange, because it was VERY popular when I was there.
.
So, all I know for certain is what the places I went to where like the six months I lived there, and how good the sex was with the girls I buttfucked. Of whom, Prae at Mango Massage was the best. The other really good one was Apple. Like Prae, she worked at Mango. But is no longer mentioned on their website.
.
Consequently, assuming you're into anal - and even if you aren't, the only specific recommendation I can make is to (ass) fuck Prae at Mango.
.
As you can see in the link I provided :
* she is pretty,
* has nice tits,
* a cute cunt (You can't see it in the pics. Trust me. It is cute. Tastes GREAT too! ... ), and
* more important, to me anyway,
. . + she has a nice, firm, tight, bubble-butt ass that
. . + she REALLY knows how to use.
. . . . . Mango Massage » ladies
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GENERAL ADVICE :
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* Avoid the bar girls
. . + God only knows what you would get in addition to the sex,
. . + before a bar girl leaves with you, you have to pay a "bar fine" that is in addition to the cost of fucking her, and
. . + the mandatory "lady drink" prices are outrageous.
.
* Speaking of the lady drinks :
. . + they are sometimes used as a scam in which
. . . . > you are "required" to pay for the drinks of any girl who sits with you,
. . . . > whether you invited them to or not, and
. . . . > reluctant patrons have been "encouraged" to pay by the girl's pimp and his friends,
. . + complaining to the police will NOT help - all too often they are in on the scam.
.
* If a girl you are not interested in sits down with you in a sex bar :
. . + BEFORE she orders :
. . . . > tell her you do NOT want company,
. . . . > so she should leave.
. . + if she won't leave,
. . . . > tell her AND the waiter that you will NOT pay for her drinks,
. . . . > if she does not leave at that point, IMMEDIATELY
. . . . . . - stand up BEFORE the waiter puts a drink on the table,
. . . . . . - go to the cashier and pay your bill, then
. . . . . . - get the hell out of there.
.
* Do not ask a taxi driver where to go for sex :
. . + it is a well-known and dangerous scam.
.
* Stay within walking distance of the main train line :
. . + going anywhere that is not within walking distance of the BTS could land you in a dangerous part of town.
. . + other than TULIP, in my opinion, the BEST whorehouses are near :
. . . . > Nana, Soi Cowboy, and Ekkamai (where Mango Massage) is,
. . . . > all of which are very close to the BTS line;
. . + speaking of Mango,
. . . . > there are several good brothels within sight of Mango;
. . . . > so you could visit a different one each day for almost a week;
. . . . > you could even fuck a different beautiful girl every day for an entire month and never leave the soi (street)
.
* Having a girl come to your hotel :
. . + for your own safety :
. . . . > make certain you book a "guest friendly / bachelor" hotel;
. . . . > do NOT tell the girl what room you are in, instead
. . . . > inform the front desk and have her ask for you when she arrives,
. . . . . . - this is standard practice at a guest friendly hotel,
. . . . . . - they should take and keep her ID when she asks for you, then
. . . . . . - if she causes any trouble, she can and will be arrested;
. . . . . . - AGAIN : NEVER tell a girl what room you are in, INSIST she asks for you at the front desk
. . . . > do NOT leave the girl alone, not even for a few seconds;
. . + know the price you will pay, and
. . . . > have it and a tip ready when the girl gets there;
. . . . > let the girl see, but don't give her the tip until just before she leaves,
. . . . . . - the girls are underpaid for the amount of fucking they do, and
. . . . . . - sex is CHEAP in BKK, so 15 - 20% would be a good and affordable tip,
. . . . . . - letting her see it may or may not motivate her to provide better service,
. . . . . . - but it shouldn't hurt
. . . . . . . . ~ she will appreciate your implied generosity, and
. . . . . . . . ~ should do almost anything within reason that you ask to earn the extra money,
. . . . . . - unless the service is absolutely lousy, give her the fucking tip!
. . . . . . - even if the service isn't all you hoped it would be,
. . . . . . . . ~ at least give her part of the money (10% ?),
. . . . . . . . ~ the girls are so underpaid that even a few Euro will help them a lot;
. . + put ALL other valuables
. . . . > in the safe in your room, or
. . . . > leave them with the front desk,
. . . . > ask for but don't insist on a receipt;
.
* Do some online research before you go :
. . + Sex guides :
. . . . > Bangkok Sex Escort Gogo Bars Massage - Guide
. . . . > Beginner’s Guide to Sex Tourism in Bangkok Thailand
. . . . > Bangkok sex tourist guide - Thailand-a-gogo
. . . . > Google search results : sex guide to Bangkok - Google Search
. . + Bangkok life guides :
. . . . > StickmanWeekly - THE guide to BKK
. . . . . . - good mix of articles about normal life and pay sex in BKK
. . . . . . - scroll WAY down to find the article index
. . . . . . - Stickman Weekly
. . + Bangkok Nightlife
. . . . > Mix of articles
. . . . . . - Bangkok Nightlife - What to Do & Where to Go at Night in Bangkok
.
* Learn some basic Thai & how to Wai (pronounced "why")
. . + Thais are friendly and VERY formal when you first meet them; SO
. . . . > knowing how to greet and "Wai" is VERY important;
. . . . > even when all you want to do if fuck her ass;
. . . . > a proper greeting and Wai will result in a better fuck - strange, but true.
. . + Some suggested online sites :
.
. . . . >
. . . . >
. . . . >
. . . . > 15 Thai Love Phrases You Can Learn in 3 Minutes
.
Finally, have fun fucking your brains out in Bangkok! ...
.
Done right, you'll get a lot of bangs for your cock without going bankrupt! ...
. 
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. 
. 
.
.
I wrote this as a private message for a member who asked if he could contact me about sex in Bangkok (BKK) before going there on official business.
.
Having spent nearly 4 hours writing it, I decided to share it with everyone.
.
Enjoy!
Randy Fucker
.
* * * *
.
Hi!
.
Sorry to take so long to reply. I've been doing some research on sex in BKK and writing this reply since I read your message, which was immediately after you sent it.
.
I did the research because I don't really know much that would help you. I've been back in Vienna for 18 months. And, like here, the BKK sex scene have changed a LOT in that time. For example, one of the massage parlors I went to has closed. Which is strange, because it was VERY popular when I was there.
.
So, all I know for certain is what the places I went to where like the six months I lived there, and how good the sex was with the girls I buttfucked. Of whom, Prae at Mango Massage was the best. The other really good one was Apple. Like Prae, she worked at Mango. But is no longer mentioned on their website.
.
Consequently, assuming you're into anal - and even if you aren't, the only specific recommendation I can make is to (ass) fuck Prae at Mango.
.
As you can see in the link I provided :
* she is pretty,
* has nice tits,
* a cute cunt (You can't see it in the pics. Trust me. It is cute. Tastes GREAT too! ...
), and* more important, to me anyway,
. . + she has a nice, firm, tight, bubble-butt ass that
. . + she REALLY knows how to use.
. . . . . Mango Massage » ladies
.
GENERAL ADVICE :
.
* Avoid the bar girls
. . + God only knows what you would get in addition to the sex,
. . + before a bar girl leaves with you, you have to pay a "bar fine" that is in addition to the cost of fucking her, and
. . + the mandatory "lady drink" prices are outrageous.
.
* Speaking of the lady drinks :
. . + they are sometimes used as a scam in which
. . . . > you are "required" to pay for the drinks of any girl who sits with you,
. . . . > whether you invited them to or not, and
. . . . > reluctant patrons have been "encouraged" to pay by the girl's pimp and his friends,
. . + complaining to the police will NOT help - all too often they are in on the scam.
.
* If a girl you are not interested in sits down with you in a sex bar :
. . + BEFORE she orders :
. . . . > tell her you do NOT want company,
. . . . > so she should leave.
. . + if she won't leave,
. . . . > tell her AND the waiter that you will NOT pay for her drinks,
. . . . > if she does not leave at that point, IMMEDIATELY
. . . . . . - stand up BEFORE the waiter puts a drink on the table,
. . . . . . - go to the cashier and pay your bill, then
. . . . . . - get the hell out of there.
.
* Do not ask a taxi driver where to go for sex :
. . + it is a well-known and dangerous scam.
.
* Stay within walking distance of the main train line :
. . + going anywhere that is not within walking distance of the BTS could land you in a dangerous part of town.
. . + other than TULIP, in my opinion, the BEST whorehouses are near :
. . . . > Nana, Soi Cowboy, and Ekkamai (where Mango Massage) is,
. . . . > all of which are very close to the BTS line;
. . + speaking of Mango,
. . . . > there are several good brothels within sight of Mango;
. . . . > so you could visit a different one each day for almost a week;
. . . . > you could even fuck a different beautiful girl every day for an entire month and never leave the soi (street)
.
* Having a girl come to your hotel :
. . + for your own safety :
. . . . > make certain you book a "guest friendly / bachelor" hotel;
. . . . > do NOT tell the girl what room you are in, instead
. . . . > inform the front desk and have her ask for you when she arrives,
. . . . . . - this is standard practice at a guest friendly hotel,
. . . . . . - they should take and keep her ID when she asks for you, then
. . . . . . - if she causes any trouble, she can and will be arrested;
. . . . . . - AGAIN : NEVER tell a girl what room you are in, INSIST she asks for you at the front desk
. . . . > do NOT leave the girl alone, not even for a few seconds;
. . + know the price you will pay, and
. . . . > have it and a tip ready when the girl gets there;
. . . . > let the girl see, but don't give her the tip until just before she leaves,
. . . . . . - the girls are underpaid for the amount of fucking they do, and
. . . . . . - sex is CHEAP in BKK, so 15 - 20% would be a good and affordable tip,
. . . . . . - letting her see it may or may not motivate her to provide better service,
. . . . . . - but it shouldn't hurt
. . . . . . . . ~ she will appreciate your implied generosity, and
. . . . . . . . ~ should do almost anything within reason that you ask to earn the extra money,
. . . . . . - unless the service is absolutely lousy, give her the fucking tip!
. . . . . . - even if the service isn't all you hoped it would be,
. . . . . . . . ~ at least give her part of the money (10% ?),
. . . . . . . . ~ the girls are so underpaid that even a few Euro will help them a lot;
. . + put ALL other valuables
. . . . > in the safe in your room, or
. . . . > leave them with the front desk,
. . . . > ask for but don't insist on a receipt;
.
* Do some online research before you go :
. . + Sex guides :
. . . . > Bangkok Sex Escort Gogo Bars Massage - Guide
. . . . > Beginner’s Guide to Sex Tourism in Bangkok Thailand
. . . . > Bangkok sex tourist guide - Thailand-a-gogo
. . . . > Google search results : sex guide to Bangkok - Google Search
. . + Bangkok life guides :
. . . . > StickmanWeekly - THE guide to BKK
. . . . . . - good mix of articles about normal life and pay sex in BKK
. . . . . . - scroll WAY down to find the article index
. . . . . . - Stickman Weekly
. . + Bangkok Nightlife
. . . . > Mix of articles
. . . . . . - Bangkok Nightlife - What to Do & Where to Go at Night in Bangkok
.
* Learn some basic Thai & how to Wai (pronounced "why")
. . + Thais are friendly and VERY formal when you first meet them; SO
. . . . > knowing how to greet and "Wai" is VERY important;
. . . . > even when all you want to do if fuck her ass;
. . . . > a proper greeting and Wai will result in a better fuck - strange, but true.
. . + Some suggested online sites :
.
. . . . >
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. . . . >
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. . . . >
.Externe Inhalte von YouTube
. . . . > 15 Thai Love Phrases You Can Learn in 3 Minutes
.
Finally, have fun fucking your brains out in Bangkok! ...
.
Done right, you'll get a lot of bangs for your cock without going bankrupt! ...
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