First of all, thanks to all for your responses.
Yesterday evening i went to Fun Palast and I wanted to share with you my "first timer" experience.
In the end, it was a mixed feeling: I enjoyed the atmosphere and the experience, but I didn't enjoy the sex.
So let me start by saying that the place and the mood it creates was totally fiting me. Although that on the outside it looks much bigger (a lot of space is "lost" with ocker rooms - there are two or three separate areas of lockers - obviously they are prepared to accept 1,000 guests at a time), it had a lot of different areas and amenities, all of it in one big hall. Saunas with showers, two bars, swimming pool. The porn cinema was tucked aside in a non-intrusive, yet easily accessible manner. There was an area with a big TV where you can watch sports. Apart from that, I liked that there were a lot of small accents here and there that made the place interesting and relaxing: a poker table, a table with some electronic game that the girls seemed quite interested in, some sand nextto one of the bars (I couldn't figure out what could that be for) big chess-board outside in the garden. I couldn't figure out where was the kitchen and how is it working with ordering food, but some of the girls were eating pizzas on the couches, so for sure there was an option.
And what made me relax was the fact that the other guests were using those amenities. They used the saunas, swam in the pool, relaxed on the chairs , and i didn't have the odd feeling that I am the only one that has come here just for a quick fuck.
The girls.
I have read somewhere that they are around 50, but I don't think that there were more than 30 yesterday. Which is fine -- it is a low season, low day probably (Sunday evening), and there were not that many guests anyway. But the hall is so spacious that it felt a bit empty. The girls were sometimes walking around , but mostly sitting inpairs or in groups and chatting. None of them was completely naked, some were topless, some with bikini/lingerie, which I personally liked a lot -- a sexy outfit that leaves something "for later" makes a girl more desirable.
I must admit that most of the girls were not my type. Most of them were young and most of them had bodies good enough to look after them on the street, but I guess that when you have all that choice easily available in front of you, you become a bit picky. But the problem for me was that most of them were darker type brunettes, while I was looking for something paler and blond.
The girls were mostly not intrusive. Some were smiling and waving at you, looking for a confirmation that you want them to join you, some were completely uninterested and looked like only cared about the chat with their friends. Few girls approached me while I was relaxing, but after I told them that I need some time, they backed away. Only one of the girls was particulary insistent towards me, but after I politely told her that I would prefer another girl, she also stepped back.
What I couldn't understand was how some of the guests were having long conversations with the girls without "taking" them afterwards. In my case, after few sentances they were coming straight to the point -- to go to a room with them. And at this moment, the conversation ends in both scenarios. Maybe it was a question of sympathy, maybe it was a question of personality of the guest.
In any case, after I decided that I feel like consuming my half-an-hour voucher, I looked around for a girls that is blond enough, cute enough and interested enough to smile back at me and approach me. So it turned out to be a petit Romanian girl (of course), with very nice breasts and sexy red lingerie. So she came to me and almost immediately went to the point. I know this was maybe the point to clarify the details, but I didn't feel like going through a ckeclist, so the only think that I asked was if she is kissing. As I have mentioned before, I was looking for some cuddling "girlfriend experience", with long, hopefully passionate, kissing. "Yes, of course!", she replied confidently, and I thought ok, this can be it, no need to discuss further. I assumed that bareback French is a standard, and although a condom bothers me a lot, I knew there was no sense of discussing sex without it.
As we sat few minutes more together to finish my beer, I felt however that "my girlfriend" wouldn't be that passionate after all. Her leg was on top of mine, but otherwise she was completely not touching me and her she was all the time looking somewhere else, not interested in a conversation. In few minutes we went to a room, she put a fresh sheet on the bed, I gave her my voucher and she said "If you are happy with my service, will you buy me a drin after that?" Sure, why not. I got the feeling that the girls didn't eran the same from this first, pre-paid session like for a next one where you pay directly in cash. But anyway, we are about to start, and I approach her for a kiss, but... no. She looked me back somehow surprised and responded back with a "duckface" kiss, hir lips tight as a chicken ass, no passion or even slightest desire to please me.
So at this moment I left my expectations and decided to try to enjoy as much as possible within her rules. So it went on in the same manner. She was somehow trying to physically interact with me as least as possible. As you can already imagine, there was no bareback French, she didn't even touch my dick with her hand, but directly went ahead with the condom. So after few minutes of oral with condom, we move on to the sex part, she starts riding me, after few more minutes we switch to missionary. After maybe 10 minutes from teh begining, my dick starts to lose interest -- I have never used a sex puppet, but now I can imagine how does it feel like. "Why is he falling asleep?" she asks. "Because of the condom", I reply to avoid discussion. "Then take it out and jerk it off a bit". "So it's time to finish", I think to myself, and it's all right, as I don't know what to use the rest of my half an hour for. So I take the gum off, she helps me with the jerk-off and soo I am about to finish. She makes sure that it points in a safe direction away from her. So that's it, we are done. "Is everything ok?" she asks while folding carefully the sheets, with a voice that didn't really care for the answer. "Yes", I reply with the same. And then she rushes away in the direction of the front office, probably had to do some paperwork with that voucher, while I went directly to the dressing room. It was time to go.
So overall I am happy with the experience. It was a relaxing evening, and I might be doing it again. Just have to manage my expectations for blondness and try to be more careful when chosing the girl that suits my needs.
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